George Burns
  • I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

  • Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

  • I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

  • Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

  • Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.