George Burns
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.