Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.