In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.