Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.