Jerry Seinfeld
  • I love being a dad. I just love it.

  • Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.