Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.