Kin Hubbard
  • Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

  • After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

  • As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

  • A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

  • Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.