Kin Hubbard
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.