When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.