Kin Hubbard
-
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
-
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
-
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
-
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
-
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.