Kin Hubbard
  • Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

  • Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

  • Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

  • No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

  • We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.