Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.