Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!