Kinky Friedman
  • Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

  • Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

  • May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

  • I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

  • I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!