May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.