Mark Twain
  • My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

  • There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

  • The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.