Mark Twain
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My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.