Mark Twain
  • You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

  • I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

  • Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

  • Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

  • When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.