Mark Twain
  • Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

  • Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

  • Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

  • The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

  • Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.