I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'