Ogden Nash
  • To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

  • A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

  • If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.