Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.