Rita Rudner
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.