Rita Rudner
  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

  • To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

  • In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.