I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.