Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.