I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.