Steven Wright
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.