Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.