Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.