We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.