War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.