The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.