Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.